Cross out everything you've done:
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.Driven a car.
Been sent to the (vice) principal.
Ever liked someone.Failed a class.
Failed a test.Went to summer school.
Got worse than a D.
Got A’s, A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Worn makeup.Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery.
Had my license.
Been to college.
Graduated high school.Attempted suicide.
Self harmed.Worn colored contacts.
Painted my nails black.Broken someone’s heart.
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight.
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.
Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
Owned an ipod.Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.
Went far away from home for more than a week.Moved out.
Ran away.
Had food poisoning.
Had a job.Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.Posted a video on YouTube.
Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.Dropped out of school.
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to Church.Been to Canada.
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass.Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Wish you were somebody else.
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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Fits Perfectly into Quentin Tarantino’s Movie Universe and Influences the Entire Filmography
By now, most Quentin Tarantino fans are aware of the connections interlaced throughout all of his films. John Travolta’s Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction is the brother of Michael Madsen’s Vic Vega in Reservoir Dogs, Harvey Keitel’s Mr. White worked with Alabama from True Romance, the plot basis for Kill Bill is described as the synopsis for a TV series in Pulp Fiction, etc.
Now the epiphany that Eli Roth’s character of Donny Donowitz aka “The Bear Jew” in Inglourious Basterds is the father of the movie producer Lee Donowitz in True Romance has inspired a truly mind-blowing theory that the rest of the films (chronologically speaking) in Tarantino’s filmography take place in a world where [Inglorious Basterds spoiler] World War II came to an end when Adolf Hitler was brutally murdered in a movie theater by the Basterds.
This initial connection was brought up in an article on Cracked, but a poster on Reddit (via David Chen’s Twitter) has more eloquently summed up what this means for Tarantino’s movieverse:
As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker. Because World War 2 ended in a movie theater, everybody lends greater significance to pop culture, hence why seemingly everybody has Abed-level knowledge of movies and TV. Likewise, because America won World War 2 in one concentrated act of hyperviolent slaughter, Americans as a whole are more desensitized to that sort of thing. Hence why Butch is unfazed by killing two people, Mr. White and Mr. Pink take a pragmatic approach to killing in their line of work, Esmerelda the cab driver is obsessed with death, etc. You can extrapolate this further when you realize that Tarantino’s movies are technically two universes – he’s gone on record as saying that Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn take place in a ‘movie movie universe’; that is, they’re movies that characters from the Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and Death Proof universe would go to see in theaters. (Kill Bill, after all, is basically Fox Force Five, right on down to Mia Wallace playing the title role.) What immediately springs to mind about Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn? That they’re crazy violent, even by Tarantino standards. These are the movies produced in a world where America’s crowning victory was locking a bunch of people in a movie theater and blowing it to bits – and keep in mind, Lee Donowitz, son of one of the people on the suicide mission to kill Hitler, is a very successful movie producer. Basically, it turns every Tarantino movie into alternate reality sci fi. I love it so hard.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uw9gSZmJ1qz9qooo1_400.jpg)
